Quotations from Random Quotes"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free."
"The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it."
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the
rest of your life."
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."